So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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