You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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