just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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