how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
worst night to have a conscience
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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