Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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