Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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