Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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