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• (212): View more from New York

  Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  hah, sarcasm, classic

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• (954): View more from Florida

  My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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• (817): View more from Texas

  how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like

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• (661): View more from California

  It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.

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