Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day