i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You don't make any sense
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