They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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