in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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