I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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