Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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