so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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