I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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