ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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