I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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