Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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