Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
how can u be prego again
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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