Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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