like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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