so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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