THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if i died would you start the facebook group?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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