I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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