the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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