She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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