Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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