You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Shame - the story of my life.
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