At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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