i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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