The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
