Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
