"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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