Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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