And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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