At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm getting married
To pizza
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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