so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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