He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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