You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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