Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My first STD was from a foam party
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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