I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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