You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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