I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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