Sry I called you an 8
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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