he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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