Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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