Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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