A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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