Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
