Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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