Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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