I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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