LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
whose ass print is on the piano?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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