At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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